Freaky Friday (S. Rasted, C. Norreen)

Howd'y people?
Here's a little story about an ol' friend of mine
And to all you white folks out there
This is hardcore, ten four

Freaky friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone
My life is a country song
Ooh-ooh!

I jumped out of my bed this morning
Then I heard this crunchy sound
For my left hand was broken
And a note was laying on the ground

Baby, I'm leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got
Ah... you suck!

Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone
My life is a country song

Freaky Friday
Go play on the harbour
Everything is wrong
What the heck is going on?

On my way through crosstown traffic
I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired
Then suddenly the thunder struck
Ooh-ooh!

Baby, I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got
Ah.. you suck!

Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone
My life is a country song

Freaky Friday
Go play on the harbour
Everything is wrong
What the heck is going on?

(Life's a country song)
Hardcore, ten four
(What the heck is wrong?)
Yiii-ha!
(Life's a country song)
Hardcore, ten four
What the heck is going on?

(Life's a country song)
Hardcore, ten four
(What the heck is wrong?)
Yiii-ha!
(Life's a country song)
Hardcore, ten four
What the heck is going on?

Everything is gone
My life is a country song
Hardcore, ten four

Freaky Friday (Yiii-ha!)
Things ain't going my way (Yiii-ha!)
Everything is gone
My life is a country song

Freaky Friday (Hardcore, Ten Four)
Go play on the harbour
Everything is wrong
What the heck is going on?

Well folks
That's all for now
Life is just a long, long country song
And that's a big ten four, ten four, ten four...